This is how bad it's gotten

Anyone recording this morning's conversation with my daughters will definitely hold my parental decision-making abilities against me in the future. So, I might as well get it out there in the open now to avoid complications later.

Thing #2: Dad, can we turn on the TV?

Dad: Yes, but no Hannah Montana, No Zack and Cody, and no Wizards of Waverly Place.

Thing #1: Awww.....

Dad: No! You guys have been watching way too much of that trash, and it's rotting your brain.

Thing #2: We haven't watched Spongebob in a while.

Dad: Fine.