Anyone recording this morning's conversation with my daughters will definitely hold my parental decision-making abilities against me in the future. So, I might as well get it out there in the open now to avoid complications later.
Thing #2: Dad, can we turn on the TV?
Dad: Yes, but no Hannah Montana, No Zack and Cody, and no Wizards of Waverly Place.
Thing #1: Awww.....
Dad: No! You guys have been watching way too much of that trash, and it's rotting your brain.
Thing #2: We haven't watched Spongebob in a while.