It could be worse:
Feel free to add your own captions, but here's a few to start off:
>Man, what a total knucklehead.
>Makes me wonder if his favorite food is hearts of palm.
>When he gives you the finger, he REALLY gives you the finger.
>He brings picking his nose to a whole new level.
>Don't feed the hand that bites...wait..no, that's not it...
>Hand-eye coordination was never his strong suit.
>I've gotta hand it to you, when you were told to get a grip on things you really took it to heart.
Note that I have no idea of the source of this image...it's another one of those mysterious email forwards. If you know the source, please, um, give me a hand, and I'd be happy to credit.