The Pledge

Okay, so this is a little silly, but I found it as a memo in my old Palm Pilot today.

When Natalie was an infant and breastfeeding, she had a habit of holding her hand to her heart as if pledging allegiance. So, we wrote a special pledge for her:

I pledge allegiance
To mommy's boob
And to the Lactation Consultants
Of america
And to the nutrition
For which it stands
Two nipples
In the bra
Indispensable
With vitamins
And sustenance
For all.