Okay, so this is a little silly, but I found it as a memo in my old Palm Pilot today.
When Natalie was an infant and breastfeeding, she had a habit of holding her hand to her heart as if pledging allegiance. So, we wrote a special pledge for her:
I pledge allegiance
To mommy's boob
And to the Lactation Consultants
And to the nutrition
For which it stands
In the bra