Dad, where's the iPad?
Why do you need to use it?
I just need it!
Whatever...it's over there.
(Five minutes later...)
What are you doing on the iPad?
Playing Bakery Story.
That's why you needed it so bad?
I needed to cook my food before it spoiled!
Um, yet you left the bag of cheese from your snack on the counter for the last hour?
Yeah, but this game teaches me to cook!
You mean, as opposed to, say, helping mom make dinner?
What's your point?
Sigh.
